That's Me

I'm the girl who, on her first day back after a week off, tried to make Ramen on the stove at work. And was so entranced by the rolling boil that I almost let it boil over.
When I tried to strain the water out I ended up spilling a lot of the noodles in the sink.
The wrong end of the sink, with no drain (what is the point of that?!).

The girl who now lives in fear of a corporate email titled "to the person who spilled Ramen in the wrong side of the sink..."

That's me.