Because You Deserve It

I'm sorry.
I've been hoarding these badass Seinfeld GIFs.
I wasn't ready to unleash their hysterical awesomeness on the globe yet.
But I see now that I was just being selfish.
So here they are.
And if you are confused by them, it means you haven't accepted Seinfeld into your life.
And your life, therefore, is sadly lacking.

The creeeeeeepy doll

Vandalay!

Once..Twice..Three times a lady!

Who does not want to wear zee ribbon?!

Little Jerry

Happy dance!

There had to be a second spitter..