This happened yesterday.
Me: "I need to change that fishbowl."
Me: "It is so gross and I don't have a fish net so I have to use my hands."
Me: "well it won't clean itself."
So I took it to the sink and scooped out the goldfish, and then went after the frog.
Eli: "is the chicken tortilla soup okay?! You didn't spill it did you?!?!"
Me: "No.....but the frog just jumped into the juicer and then almost went down the drain and when I finally got him out and put him in the bowl he spit out a piece of carrot pulp!!"
Me: "well...he made it."
Hardly anything I do surprises this man anymore! Except this:
Disclaimer: No, I am not a kleptomaniac, I was just tipsy at the bar and I'm a bit of a pyro. I love matchbooks. And they were complimentary anyway.