Titanic Upgrades and Roommate Notes

This is damned funny--- a satire of Titanic improvements for the next time around!

Have you heard about this weirdness??
Remember Harvey Milk, the gay rights activist killed in '78? There is a debate about whether or not to name a Navy warship after him (which is a bizarre way to honor him, if you know anything about the guy), and a Ouija board has been consulted about it. WTF?

And now, the funny ones:

And now...this one goes out to all of those with the pain-in-the-ass roommates (you know who you are).
I am unimaginably grateful to not have roommates anymore.

Some hilarious roommate notes: